this morning started so promising! beautiful day, left on time, making good progress.... about 200 mile west of chicago, right near scenic rock falls (see picture below), we got an unexpected detour.
first, i lost the statey lottery. i got picked of everyone to be pulled over for going the speed of traffic (which was in fact nearly 20 mph above the speed limit.)
then the kind gentleman came back because my license expired last april, something i was stupidly ignorant of. we were towed (first detour) but then released.

with the world on the internet, i thought i could maaaaaaybe renew online and figure that out. sadly, that is the wrong-answer buzzer sounding. my picture is determined to be "too old" (i swear i haven't changed!), so i am required to go into the rmv to renew. i can't drive from here (1200 miles from boston) to the rmv, and can't fix it from here.
now we are in east moline in a seriously questionable motel, waiting for my more-amazing-than-words-can-express spouse to fly out tomorrow morning and drive us all home. trip aborted. for now.